WHAT A HALLOWEEN! After the first brawl of the evening, and I mean EARLY in the evening, it kind of set the tone for the night for some! The limo had just dropped me, Marvelous, the Bubble Fairy and Gregg Allman off at Zeppelin’s and I mean in two shakes of a sheeps tale of us walking in the door, a fight broke out! It was quickly broken up and the people involved were herded outside and I STILL don’t know what happened, but I can surely say THAT is not the norm for Zeppelin’s!
There were some doozy costumes last night. The “Billbur” gets the prize for the most inappropriate costume. He was “Super Dad”. I am posting the picture, need I say more?
Billbur, you are sick, but we love ya! I have to brag that Marvelous and I won the best duo costume with our viking outfits. It didn’t hurt the effort that he looks like a viking 24/7, he just doesn’t usually wear the fur and the horned helmet all the time!
When Lysa got into the limo, she looked over at the Gregg Allman character and sweetly asked, “Now who is thaaat?” “It’s Gregg Allman”, we chimed. Of course she was wanting to know who was “Gregg Allman”. On the way to get Lysa, I told “Gregg”, “you know this isnt’ a set up date although I know it looks like it”. He didn’t seem to mind. We will keep Gregg Allman’s identity a secret until after Nov. 3rd, ooooops, I may have given it away!
Like the Bubble Fairy reported earlier, we had a great time at Zep’s, but then we got a little antsy and decided to go check out the rest of the night scene. We hopped in the limo, and by this time we added to the roster ” Stevie Nicks” and two “cereal” killers. The “baby” and the cradle robber (need I say Nancy & Ronnie), a french maid, a dirty old blind man and Cat Woman followed us in another vehicle. (BIG MISTAKE as I will explain in a bit.) We got dropped off at Dolan’s (formerly known as the Bulldog, formerly known as Harry’s), and in this small space there was a five piece band and hardly any room for us! We decided to walk on across the street and check out the Allstar and that place was happening! After looking for the Bubble Fairy (she had gone back to Zeppelin’s in the limo), I got to dance a few before the place had to close.
While there, another fight broke out in the parking lot and all we know is it involved this chick we all refer to as “Spun Out” (no, that was not her costume, that is her every day name!) I guess two idiots were fighting over her! I hope the winner has deep pockets and owns stock in Camel Cigarettes, he’ll need it to keep her up!
The trip back to Zeppelin’s included the “baby” and the cradle robber, Stevie Nicks, Gregg Allman, me and Marv, and the two “cereal” killers. When the limo got to Zeppelin’s there were blue lights from who else? Clayton Place’s Finest! Seems the dirty old blind man and the french maid were driving back from Allstar and got pulled over! Here is the catch, the dirty old blind man was a designated driver and over the course of the night we watched him drink MAYBE two glasses of wine and the rest of the time he drank soda or water! He got arrested anyway, cause folks that is how it is in CLAYTON PLACE! Marv got out and went to get the Bubble Fairy and we dropped off Stevie Nicks and the “cereal” killers, but we had to carry the french maid, Cat Woman, Vogue Madonna, Man-Bear-Pig and some other unidentifiable chick home because the dirty old blind man was their ride! While pulled up in front of Zeppelin’s we were trying to figure out what all had happened when the “baby” got real upset and decided he wanted to go and tell Clayton Place’s Finest a thing or two and then he exclaimed, “if Bill is going to jail, then so am I!” I tell you what, it was a funny sight watching the “baby” scamper around in the limo with his baby blue “onsie” and the Bubble Fairy holding him with a death grip to try to keep him in the limo so he wouldn’t get his little bare ass arrested! After pulling off, we dropped off Gregg Allman, next the Bubble Fairy and then to top it off the cradle robber exclaimed “I feel sick!” Next thing we know she is hanging her green head out the limo’s window. The limo pulled over and the “baby” got her outside so she could have her privacy. The ”baby” got a little upset with me because I was taking pictures, but I was really trying to shoot his ass because his “onsie” was hanging open in the back and the baby had no drawers on! We are okay though, he is still my “BFF”.
The next day, the Marv and I were re-hashing the events from the previous night and we both agreed that was the best $25.00 we ever spent! (That is the cost per person to have the limo carry you around Clayton Place.) Next time you get asked to party and have a limo carry you around, don’t complain about the cost, because it could SAVE you lots of headaches, heartache and money to boot! We had asked the dirty old man and french maid to ride with us, but THEY didn’t want to spend the 25 bucks a piece! In Clayton Place, you have to err on the side of caution, and as the french maid shrieked the question to all of us in the limo after her husband’s arrest, “Why do ya’ll put up with this? How do you live here?” I have to answer as Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz, “There’s no place like home!” “There’s no place like home!” “There’s NO PLACE LIKE CLAYTON PLACE!” Too bad the Bubble Fairy didn’t have ruby slippers on that night, huh!
POSTED BY IRENE THE VIKING WENCH
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TODAY TO OUR FRIEND AND MENTOR HOLLIS GILLESPIE! WE LOVE YA, YOU BLEACHY HAIRED HONKY BITCH!
I love it! Great story that pretty much sums up the night. that is just too funny
My BFF! Glad you concur on the events Saturday night! Do we know how to have fun or what? Although the CPF likes to try to put a damper on things………see ya around and cover up your ass next time! LOL.
Thanks for the B-Day shout out, ladies! You crack the hell up out of me!